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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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