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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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