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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Akiva Lane
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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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