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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Akiva Lane
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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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