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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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