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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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