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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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