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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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