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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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