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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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