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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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