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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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