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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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