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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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