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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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