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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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