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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Shane Ronay
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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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