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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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