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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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