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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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