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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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