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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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