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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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