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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Akiva Lane
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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Akiva Lane
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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Akiva Lane
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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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