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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Akiva Lane
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Akiva Lane
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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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