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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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