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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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