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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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