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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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