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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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