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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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