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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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