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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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