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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Akiva Lane
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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Akiva Lane
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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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