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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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