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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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