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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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