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Akiva Lane
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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Akiva Lane
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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Akiva Lane
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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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