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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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