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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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