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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Akiva Lane
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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Akiva Lane
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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Akiva Lane
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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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