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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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