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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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