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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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