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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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