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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Shane Ronay
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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Akiva Lane
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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Akiva Lane
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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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