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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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