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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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