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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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