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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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