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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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