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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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