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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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