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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Shane Ronay
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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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