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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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