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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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