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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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